What to say. First off .....I'm drunk to the Bejesus belts whatever that means. I'm so fucking blotto that I have eaten this in the last Hour.
1.5lbs of Wings.(I cooked them myself in the turkey deep fryer).
2.Some toasted bread(home made) with butter melted all over it.
3.two more slices of toasted bread(home made) with butter melted all over it and smothered with peanut butter.
4. I counted and I drank 19 beers.(What an idiot I am)
5.More wings.
6. drank what was left of the wing sauce I made.
7. and believe it or not, I ate all of that food in the last two and a half hours.
In the words of Blue Oyster Cult, "don't Fear The Reaper.!")
I don't know where I am.
Help!
Later,ROB
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Disclaimer: Reading this could bring a smile to your face, Then again it could bore you to the point of drooling in your lap. Hey I never said I was Ernest Hemmingway....Did I spell that correctly?