Yes ,I'm still at work believe it or not. I had to hang around to supervise some after hours work and the company who is doing it only sent one guy and it is taking for ever! Fuck, I just want to leave. This had been a shitty day to begin with and now it's 100 times worse. If this fucker knew what the hell he was doing I would be home bangin' the wife or something.
INNER VOICE:"are you fucking kidding me Rob you dumb ass, Like you'd be getting laid right now. Yeah right, with three fucking kids in the house. Fat chance. You'll be lucky if you get enough free time to spill a batch on your own let alone with your wife. Just tie it in a knot and forget you ever had sex before. It's a distant memory".
ME: "Fuck you inner voice! I'll show you. I'll go into the bathroom as soon as I get home and rub one out!"
WORKER STANDING BEHIND ME LISTENING TO MY EVERY WORD: " I'm all done here, you can go home now and do whatever it is you wanted to do."
ME:"Thanks a fucking lot."
Later,ROB
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Disclaimer: Reading this could bring a smile to your face, Then again it could bore you to the point of drooling in your lap. Hey I never said I was Ernest Hemmingway....Did I spell that correctly?