lately all thats been on my mind is sex. Not that that's a bad thing but it's making me crazy. So this weekend I've decided to think of other things if it's possible. What I have no fucking Idea but I'm going to try none the less. Maybe I'll do some yard work or maybe I'll record some songs or maybe even read a book in bed or somthing. No ....yard work is no good because I'll get all hot and sweaty and that will remind me of the last love making session the wife and I had, no good. Recording songs is no good because they'll most likey have to do with love or something like that and that will remind me of the last love making session the wife and I had, no good either. Hmmm......read a book in bed, I'll most likely be in bed next to my wife and that will only make me want to reinact the last love making session the wife and I had, still no fucking good. Maybe I should take a whole bottle of sleeping pills and sleep through the entire weekend. I can't even do that because I know what my dreams will be about. Maybe I'll take the kids to the park all weekend. No...That won't work, It will just remind me of the time the wife and I made love in a park at night a few years ago. SHIT! SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!SHIT! DAMN YOU PENIS!!!!DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
Later,ROB
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