Yakety Yak!
2004-04-23 || 10:44 a.m.

Yakety Yak!

What to say about this week.....hmmmmm.....IT FUCKING SUCKED! It all started monday night. We took the kids down to the jersey shore and had a blast. That evening as we were about to head on home my daughter yaked and shit all over the place. Fun right? After that she seemed alright so we left. On tuesday she was fine but around dinner time my wife started feelin a little queasy. Needless to say she became sicker than a Dog as the evening progressed. I was working at the theater that night so she called me to see if I could get out early to watch the baby and I did. She went to bed, It was about 10:30pm when I heard my oldest son Yaking in his bed. "Fuck man! here we fucking go!" I thought. So between the baby crying to be fed and my son yaking in his bed every fucking fifteen minutes I was running from one room to the other never really having time to notice that I didn't feel all that great either. So I'm in my sons room holding the bucket for him to puke in when suddenly A feeling came upon me that was reminiscent of my last drinking binge and WHAMMO!! I unloaded into that puke bucket with such force that I nearly blew the bottom out of that mother fucker. To make things worse If you knew me you would know that I get the occasionally bloody nose(nasty Coke habbit. Not cocaine....diet coke). Well from the sheer force I must have blown a seal in the old sniffer and filled the other half of the bucket up with blood. As if a bucket full of puke didn't look bad enough.....Throw a cup and a half of blood in there. NASTY! So lets tally it all up. Daughter sick, Son sick, Wife sick, Me sick! Lets just say that the next 24 hours were some of the worst of my life.

Now to the cause of all this fucking shit. We were at a party on saturday as I wrote in my last entry and the kids were in one of those big inflatable jumping houses. The people throwing the party borrowed it from the on childs school. Gee.... I wonder how we got sick. Those kiddie jumping things are so much fun. About as fun as a entire puking family. I know this was the cause because some of the other kids and parents got sick as well.

Tip #1, Never go into or near the playhouse at a dirty ass Mcdonalds or burger king or some place like that unless you plan on being sick. I truly believe this from experience. It's just not worth it. My kids never puke and I mean never. My son has been sick twice. Once two days after going to the Mc Donalds playhouse and the second time was this past week and he is almost four. Oh and he also got the chicken pox a week after going to Chuck E. Cheese so you tell me. Do ya think he got sick from those places? These places are like walk in petrie dishes. Fucking shit, piss and vomit everywhere.

I've learned my lesson, it sucks for the kids but oh well. They'll thank me some day.

later,ROB