Hey Warren! Can I borrow....oh I don't Know....say half a million dollars?
2004-05-20 || 3:21 p.m.

Hey Warren! Can I borrow....oh I don't Know....say half a million dollars?

Lately I've been thinking alot about money and how I wish that I had some more of it. I'm not poor by any means. I just wish I had a little bit more money. So I thought I would ask the owner of the company for some. Our company was bought a little over two years ago by none other than Warren Buffet Himself. I think he even payed cash for it. Something to the tune of 1.5 billion. So the next time he is here for a visit I'm just going to say "Hey Warren! What's up man. Listen I was wondering if you had like five hundred grand you could loan me." The fucking guy is worth 36 billion dollars second in line only to Bill Gates as the richest. I figure 500,000 is like 50 cents to him. It would be like me asking a friend to borrow 50 cents to get a soda. I mean it's only 50 cents. They would never even ask me to even pay that back. He came to our site to visit and he is a really down to earth, nice guy. You would never know that he was a multi billionaire. So I figure I have a pretty good shot at getting it. "But what about working hard and earning that much on your own" you ask? Fuck that. If he'll give it to me then what the hell. I look at it this way.... What in the hell have I got to loose. (inner thoughts)oh shit now that I think about it....If he doen't give me the money and thinks i'm just some idiot then I could loose my job. Then I would have no money. Fuck me!

DOES ANYONE OT THERE HAVE BILL GATES' NUMBER?

Later,ROB