101 entries!
2004-08-11 || 7:56 a.m.

101 entries!

Well actually this one is 102. I didn't realize that I had broken the coveted 100 mark. So in honor of this special occasion I am going to write down 101 things that you may not know about me. This is going to be very hard as I can only think of about three or four interesting things off the top of my head. This could take days!

Here it Goes......

1.SHIT! I'm stuck already....fuck.....sorry....o.k........let's try this again.

1. I'm very honest.....I never lie....even little white lies make me feel guilty.

2.I am slightly overweight.....could stand to loose 30 pounds

3. I was once in great shape.

4. I used to jog 5 miles every day.

5. I have high cholesterol

6. I have high blood pressure

7. I have been high a number of times

8. I tend to set my goals too high

9. I can sing very high

10. I have a very low, calm, natural voice

11. I have low self esteem sometimes

12. I have pretty low standards....I'm happy with just about anything.

13. I have a relative who is a total low life.

14. I love spicy foods.

15. I love to cook

16. I write the songs that make me sing

17. I hope I eventually write songs that make other people sing as well

18. I love Barry Manillow

19. I play seven different instruments

20. I can make a fart noise with my ear and my eye socket

21. My favorite movie is probably Valley Girl(Great Soundtrack....Plimsouls Rule!)

22. I regret not getting together with Dawn

23. I regret cheating on Sharon (with Dawn)

24. I regret wasting four and a half years with Laura instead of getting together with Dawn.

25. I miss Sharons Smile

26. I love my wife

27. I have no regrets when It comes to my wife. I can't Imagine my life without her.

28. Two of my kids look like me

29. One of my kids looks like my wife.

30. I love my parents

31. I love my sister

32. I'm not very religous

33. My Dad is a minister.

34. I cry sometimes when I see him preach.

35. My dad is my role model

36. My Mom is my hero

37. I spent a summer in Germany/ Scandinavia when I was 17 with my friends.

38. I was with a hooker in Hamburg.

39. I drank 10 liters of beer at the Hofbrau Haus in Munich. When I finally came to I was in Denmark?

40. I love beer!

41. I like red wine

42. I have smoked pot several times

43. I have never done any other drugs

44. I got a DUI ten years ago

45. I have never been in jail

46. I Have only been in three fights my entire life.

47. I took karate(tae kwon do, ju jitsu) for a few years

48. I love to fish, only for sport. I don't eat em, I throw em back.

49. I would move up to our lake house in Maine at the drop of a hat if my wife would agree to it.

50. I have a wave runner.

51. I'm a pretty good water skier

52. I'm a big fan of Raggae Music

53. I'm a huge New York Jets fan

54. I'm a huge New York Rangers fan

55. I love my kids more than anything

56. My kids are by far my best friends

57. I can't hoola hoop worth a shit

58. My nose is a little too big for my liking.

59. I'm 34 and I don't have a single gray hair.....Yet

60. My hair is very thick.....no chance of baldness here baby!

61. Though I have very little bodily hair

62. I only need to shave twice a week

63. I can't touch my nose with my tounge.

64. I'm a night person though I love the mornings.

65. I look like my Dad

66. I have had three serious relationships in my life. One of them ended up in marriage

67. (Removed to protect the innocent).

68. I am totaly heterosexual.

69. I believe gay and lesbian couples should be able to get married.

70. I am attracted to more natural beauty.

71. I'm a breast man, the large natural ones, not the large fake ones. I like the small natural ones too. Natural Natural Natural.

72. I love a sense of humor in someone of the opposite sex.

73. I think I have a pretty good sense of humor.

74. I try not to take things too seriously.

75. I'm almost impossible to piss off

76. I love giving "oral" to a woman. I like that just as much as the sex I think.

77. I drive a ford escort. It's reliable.

78. I once was on the Howard Stern Show.

79. I recieved a standing ovation from 15,000 people. (One of the highlights of my life)

80. I was on the Gong Show and Won!

81. I was on the Uncle Floyd Show(Jersey thing)

82. I was on The Joe Franklin Show.

83. I was on Scott and Todd WPLJ

84. Places I have performed, Continental Airlines Arena, Nassau Collesium, Radio City Music Hall, Madison Square Garden, Shae Stadium, PNC Bank Arts Center, Waterloo Village, Hollywood Roosevelt, Stabler Arena, Melody Tent Hianus, Resorts A.C, Taj Mahal A.C., Harrahs A.C., Tropworld A.C., Trump Plaza A.C., The Sands A.C., The Mirage Vegas, Kapalua Bay Hawaii,ect. Toot your own horn why don't you Rob.

85. I love music, all kinds

86. My Dad has over 10,000 video tapes in his library. About 6,000 dvd's and a whole shitload of laser discs.

87. My mother doesn't collect anything. Thank God!

88. I can't drive 55. At least not in Jersey

89. My best friend and I are like Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.

90. I love dogs

91. I have a Jack Russel named Marley

92. I also have a dalmation named Petey although he moved to Maine with my folks

93. I used to have a skunk for a pet as a kid

94. I love winter and spring and fall

summer is too hot in Jersey.

95. I'm not one to be emotional or show emotions that easily.

96. I eat too much crappy food

97. I have about 10 fillings.

98. I have all of my wisdom teeth.

99. I care about the environment

100. I'm not a racist

101. In the words of that crazy old sailor "I am what I am and thats all I am" oh and " I eats me spinach "

Phew!!!!!

Later,ROB