The tourism capital of the world! Disney
2004-09-17 || 1:35 p.m.

The tourism capital of the world! Disney

Yup , That's where we're headed on saturday. Disney World. We are taking the kids there. Not my first choice for a vacation but I'll take what I can get at this point. The place we're staying is realy nice so that will make it all worth it. The place is called Orange Lake. they have four really nice golf courses there and a couple of nice pools so my bases are covered as far as golf and swimming goes. Now I just have to find the bar and I'll be all set. My buddy Stew is going with his wife and kids and they( totally by coincedence) are staying at the same place. Stewby doo I hope your ready for some Brew. We don't plan on going to Disney the whole time so thats a plus, I mean I like disney in moderation you see. I can't see myself being there all day every day. That just plain sucks. The parks are kind of fun that is when they're not that crowded. We picked this time of year because it is the slowest we have found. The last time we went this time of year it was practically empty and that was a great trip. No lines! And one plus is that the "It's A Small World" ride is closed down. I know people come from all over the world to see that ride and call me a grump but to me that fucking ride sucks. It's only good for geting out of the heat and taking a short nap. So I guess it's good for something. I'm looking forward to the Mission:Space ride. I've heard from several people that it makes you dizzy and queezy and it really feels like your flying. My kind of ride. I mean whats the sense of a ride if it doesn't twist and turn you in ways that you were not meant to go. Looking forward to that one. I'll just make sure I go there before the Biergarten and not after.

Well everyone have a good week and Stay healthy. I have to go and start my anti-rain dance or should I say the anti-Jeanne dance. What the fuck, how many storms are those poor fuckers going to have to endure? I can't even imagine what that would be like to have to deal with one hurricane after another. I think they should stop giving these hurricanes regular names. They should call them like "Shit head" or "Asshole" or something like that. The news of a new hurricane coming would be like " Just as hurricane Shit For Brains is dieing down we have Hurricane Asshole coming up the coast to pound our shores once more. Right behind Hurricane Asshole is Hurricane 12 inch dick threatening to do a little pounding of it's own".

Any way, Have a great weekend.

Later,ROB P.S. I have to miss a beerfest this weekend to go to Disney World. Oh Rob of the past......where have you gone. You would never stand for that in the old days. You'd be on the phone right now changing you're flight so you could go to the beerfest. You're just a shadow of your former self. See what three great kids can do to a person.